passed my food handlers test at 1 am with honors 😎

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

well today was wild

flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

angelwithasquirtgun:

If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

gooberjammin:

egberts:

who decided the middle finger was the bad one

and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum

oreimo every time i called u U hung up on me

im so awkward on the phone i always giggle ohmygod

dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

You can get your food handlers card online (:
Anonymous

ty im doin that as we speak omg heavy breathing

boytoylet NOOOO it costs $10 for one i found omg dont pay 60