passed my food handlers test at 1 am with honors 😎
*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important
If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous
It’s officially gone too far now.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
who decided the middle finger was the bad one
and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum
oreimo every time i called u U hung up on me
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
did you know that the letters in LA stand for:
Is this for real?
ty im doin that as we speak omg heavy breathing
boytoylet NOOOO it costs $10 for one i found omg dont pay 60